Ordering Chinese, GODDAMN Part 2

i just got my Chinese food (4 chicken wings & fried rice and chicken w/broccoli dinner combo) and i'm officially convinced that there's a Chinese restaurant conspiracy across the United States. The fried rice taste like all the other 28923 chinese restaurants i been too and the styrafoam (i dont know how to spell that shit, fuck u) container looks surprisingly familiar. And also, I don't believe the "no MSG" labels, or better yet, I don't believe that there aren't any other extra ingredients added (hint hint: Crack Cocaine) to keep customers coming back.


i'm got my eye on you Chang...

Ordering Chinese, GODDAMN

yo i like chinese food as much as the next fool, but goddamn, i'm bout to go on strike from ordering that shit over the phone. no disrespect to chinese people who own chinese food restaurants in semi-suburban areas in the United States, but.......why the fuck do i always feel frustrated when i'm giving my order over the phone. most of yall know what i'm talking about...u always gotta repeat the order, giving the address is problematic, and forget about using a credit card cuz that shit is a nightmare. AND THEN THEY ALWAYS TRYNA GET YOU OFF THE PHONE MAD QUICK, LIKE THEY GOT MAD CUSTOMERS WAITING TO BE SERVED, FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM?? yall business is NOT poppin like that, fluck outta here.

again, apologies to anyone who i may be offended by this shit but i'm a little salty right now. i shouldn't have to repeat my credit card number 3 times over the phone. my food posed to be coming in 20-30 minutes...shit better be worth it.

- SN

Chicago* Blipster Rap

whats good with all these 'Go heads droppin kinda funny, but dope songs on random shit, such as dyno bikes (shout out to the fifth grade) and mopeds. they all wear ill shit such as vintage nike dunks, the hundreds and staple (ie. the blipster uniform, holla to soho!)**. but yeah, fresh music. peep game:

Hollywood Holt ft Million Dollar Mano - "Throw a Kit"


Cool Kids - "Black Mags"


* shoutouts to capone!
**im guilty of this shit too tho, i rock the uniform faithfully. just sayin'

These Shits are Ill.

so alife may be my favorite streetwear brand out right now. and these just cement its status.

too fresh...



look better with the green stripe




shirt to match...



one more pic...


finally in white....





*pics courtesy of hypebeast

Loving Yourself

I was in "The City" walking to a meeting today when I came upon an older man struggling with his groceries with his back towards me. As I walked closer I noticed there was a large hole in the back of his shorts, which were quite dirty, and I could see his ass since he had no underwear on. I also noticed that there were no groceries in the bags he was struggling with, but instead empty soda cans. At this point, I figured he was just an old homeless guy struggling with his cans. Once I walked past him and turned around I realized the movements he was making weren't because he was struggling with groceries, but because he was beating off.

Why Can't Major Market Teams build title contenders?

Why is it taking so long for Atlanta, Boston, Philly, and the notorious NY knicks to build title contender.

They have good fans for the most part. There owners are willing to spend the $.

However, they frequently get bad contracts and bad players.

I honestly think an 8th grader can do a better job then most of the gms in the league...

Vagina

Steve Nash (9:14:35 PM): yo when u feel the bottom part of ur grundel, it feels like pussy
Steve Nash (9:14:42 PM): and u can kind of finger urself
J.R. Writer (9:14:47 PM): ...
Steve Nash (9:15:02 PM): like right where ur butt meets ur balls
J.R. Writer (9:15:11 PM): ...
Steve Nash (9:15:16 PM): am i lying?
J.R. Writer (9:15:46 PM): hold on, let me touch myself there
Steve Nash (9:15:55 PM): yo kids fuck up the whole equation
Steve Nash (9:15:57 PM): bullshit
J.R.Writer (9:16:23 PM): yeah, it does kind of feel like pussy