Loving Yourself

I was in "The City" walking to a meeting today when I came upon an older man struggling with his groceries with his back towards me. As I walked closer I noticed there was a large hole in the back of his shorts, which were quite dirty, and I could see his ass since he had no underwear on. I also noticed that there were no groceries in the bags he was struggling with, but instead empty soda cans. At this point, I figured he was just an old homeless guy struggling with his cans. Once I walked past him and turned around I realized the movements he was making weren't because he was struggling with groceries, but because he was beating off.