Friday, August 17, 2007

Ordering Chinese, GODDAMN Part 2

i just got my Chinese food (4 chicken wings & fried rice and chicken w/broccoli dinner combo) and i'm officially convinced that there's a Chinese restaurant conspiracy across the United States. The fried rice taste like all the other 28923 chinese restaurants i been too and the styrafoam (i dont know how to spell that shit, fuck u) container looks surprisingly familiar. And also, I don't believe the "no MSG" labels, or better yet, I don't believe that there aren't any other extra ingredients added (hint hint: Crack Cocaine) to keep customers coming back.


i'm got my eye on you Chang...

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